Happy new home. Funny Candle 9 oz Soy Blend. Asshole Neighbor.

Moving into a new home calls for a thoughtful and memorable gift, and our "Happy New Home – Hope Your New Neighbors Aren’t A**holes" candle is just the thing! Made with a premium soy wax blend, this candle offers a clean, long-lasting burn that’s as welcoming as their new space. Its cheeky label is sure to get a laugh, making it a perfect icebreaker for housewarming parties or a fun surprise for a friend settling into their new digs. With a variety of delightful fragrances to choose from, there’s a scent to suit every taste and style.

This candle isn’t just a humorous gift—it’s a practical and stylish addition to any new home. The soy wax blend ensures an even burn and cleaner air, while the uplifting aromas create a cozy atmosphere in any room. Whether it’s a thoughtful gesture for a close friend or a playful gift for a family member, this candle is the ultimate way to say congratulations while keeping it lighthearted and fun. After all, everyone deserves a little humor with their housewarming cheer!

We use a premium quality soy blend wax, and wicks that are lead/zinc free. All of our candles burn beautifully, and their smell quickly fills the room. Our 9-ounce jars all have a black twist top metal lid.

All of our candles are poured in small batches by hand.

H: 3.52 inches, W: 2.83 inches