If you were milk. Candle Funny birthday Gift 9 oz Soy Blend

Add some humor to aging with our "I’m Not Saying You’re Old, But If You Were Milk, I’d Sniff You First" candle! This cheeky, laugh-out-loud gift is perfect for celebrating birthdays or just giving someone a playful nudge about their years. Made from a premium soy wax blend, this candle provides a clean, long-lasting burn that pairs perfectly with its variety of delightful fragrances. Whether it’s a sweet vanilla, fresh linen, or rich sandalwood scent, there’s an option to match any personality or vibe.

With its witty label and high-quality craftsmanship, this candle is more than just a joke—it’s a thoughtful, fun, and functional gift. Perfect for friends, family, or coworkers who appreciate a good laugh, this candle is sure to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them something they’ll love and remember—because while age is just a number, laughter is timeless!

We use a premium quality soy blend wax, and wicks that are lead/zinc free. All of our candles burn beautifully, and their smell quickly fills the room. Our 9-ounce jars all have a black twist top metal lid.

All of our candles are poured in small batches by hand.

H: 3.52 inches, W: 2.83 inches