If you were milk. Funny birthday. 9 oz Soy Blend Candle

Celebrate humor and playfulness with our cheeky candle that boldly declares, "Look, I'm not saying you're old, but if you were milk, I'd sniff you first"! 🥛🕯️

🌟 Illuminate your space with our witty candle that adds a touch of lightheartedness to any occasion. The humorous message brings laughter and smiles, making it a perfect gift for those who appreciate a playful sense of humor and don't take themselves too seriously. 😄✨

🔥 Light the wick and let the candle's warm glow create an atmosphere of joy and amusement. The gentle flickering of the flame adds an element of whimsy, turning any space into a source of laughter and good vibes. It's a surefire conversation starter! 🎉🌟

🎁 Whether you're celebrating a milestone birthday, a special occasion, or simply want to bring a smile to someone's face, our candle serves as a fun and unexpected gift. It's a testament to the power of laughter and the importance of finding humor in everyday moments. 🎂✨

✨ So, light the candle, embrace the joy of laughter, and let your sense of humor shine bright. Get your "Look, I'm not saying you're old, but if you were milk, I'd sniff you first" candle now and infuse your space with laughter, silliness, and a whole lot of fun! 🕯️🥛😄

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We use a premium quality soy blend wax, and wicks that are lead/zinc free. All of our candles burn beautifully, and their smell quickly fills the room. Our 9-ounce jars all have a black twist top metal lid.

All of our candles are poured in small batches by hand.

H: 3.52 inches, W: 2.83 inches